Sportsball Stupid: Sports Small Talk Cheat Sheet for Non-Fans

FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T WATCH

Walk into Monday like you saw the game.

Type a team. Get the real score, the star of the night, the moment everyone's talking about, and lines you can say out loud. Pulled live from the box score, translated for the rest of us.

THE OFFICE GAME CHAT

Your coworkers watched. You didn't. Two minutes here and you can reply with a score, a name, and an opinion that holds up.

THE IN-LAWS' TEAM

Look up their team before dinner. Mention last night's star and ask about the next game. Instant credit, zero hours of watching.

FANS CHEAT TOO

Missed the game? This is the 60-second version: result, key moment, talking points. The box score without the homework.

How It Works

1

Type a teamAny team across ten leagues. Suggestions appear as you type.

2

We pull the real gameLive scores and stats from ESPN's public feed. Nothing is made up.

3

You get the cheat sheetPlain-English cards, plus lines to copy and say.